Ted Mosby said to just go to sleep if it was after 2 am.
Because every decision made after that time
was the wrong decision.

But it's not after 2 am.
It's not even midnight.
But I'm going to bed, Ted Mosby.

Because my head is pounding
my eyes are burning
my fingers are twitching
and my heart is aching.

I don't have alcohol or the wee hours of the morning to blame this on.
I just have me.
And what could be bad decisions.

So, goodnight, Ted Mosby.